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Woman Powers

A force so strong it could knock any man over! These powers may include but are not excluding: super hotness, super smartness, exceptional athletic ability, exceptional talent in the arts, wonderful music skills, the ability to solve a rubiks cube in less than three minutes, the swiftness of a cat, a memory like an elephant... sometimes these powers are used for evil.
Woman Powers by Lunaris September 15, 2004
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powerful woman 

A woman who has the power to masturbate, if done often the more powerful they become.
"Has Emma told you how much she masturbates?"
"Yeah! She is such a powerful woman!"
powerful woman by klbrnn March 6, 2025

Powerful Woman 

A woman with enough power to masturbate
Boy: Did Emma tell you how much she masturbates
Girl: YES! She is such a powerful woman!
Powerful Woman by klbrnn April 11, 2025

first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the woman 

one of the most famous lines from scarface, the greatest movie of all time. Said by- who else?- Tony Montana.
"In this country,first you get the money, then you get the power,THEN you get the woman."

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026