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Wolfenstein vodka

The cheapest, nastiest vodka that you can ever buy... just looking at the cheap plastic bottle and poorly designed labor will bring back memories of the last hangover that "The Wolf" brought on. Yet the wonderful price coaxes you into buying it anyway
Charley, let's go down to the Iraq Shack and get some liqour. I am low on cash, we will have to buy some Wolfenstein Vodka, the bitches won't even know the difference.
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Wankenstein 

A wankenstein is produced through the act of wanking so hard that the friction produces an electrical charge. This charge is then passed onto the sperm. One of these sperm will inevitably, once conceived and given birth to, become a wankenstein. The product is not only a wankenstein but is also a savage monster with a 15inch penis. Once enraged, the wankenstein' s penis will, in a similar manor to a hose, spray killer sperm onto its victims who are them devoward alive. Should a wankenstein ever impregnate a female, the offspring will also be a wankenstein. This cycle will continue and 'give birth' to the wankenstein apocolips.
The wankenstein broke into school this morning and killed Mr Squarkings
Wankenstein by Boogle Monster November 16, 2017

Wankenstein 

A person who masturbates so much that it affects everything else in his personality and his life. He becomes a wanking monster, similar to the creation of Frankenstein.
Fred Wankenstein has been playing with himself so much now that he is late for work regularly.
Wankenstein by SantoshGeorge February 14, 2008

Pull a Wildenstein 

The use of too much Botox or more invasive forms of cosmetic surgery. Receives its moniker from the infamous New York socialite Jocelyn Wildenstein, who pulled the original Wildenstein
I don't want to get too much Botox and pull a Wildenstein.

Wolfenstein 

Wolfenstein was the mother of all first person shooters.Doom was the father,and Duke Nukem 3D was just the creepy uncle that everybody thought was a pedophile......
Halo/World Of Warcraft Player:OmFg HaLo teZ ThE ShiTZ!!!!!!!!!1111!HALo Iz LikE So LeGEndEry!!!11!FirST GoOd GamE evA!!!! !!!! !!!!111! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Normal person:Wolfenstein was the first first person shooter game so personly I think that it's legendary and that halo is just a stupid game,that's all.

H/Wow Player:0mFg StfU u no0b!!!!!! !!!111!!!!,hAlo is LikE sO awzome!!!!!!! 111!!!!!!!WoLf WaS LikE sO oLD!!! !!!!!1!111

Normal Person:*Sigh*

Wolfenstien 

The game that actually started the 3d shooter.Id created this as well as doom and doom 3. For more fun in 3d shooters see Duke nukem 3d
You shalt have fun killing Nazi's in wolfenstien 3d, the first 3d shooter.
Wolfenstien by F|_||< |_| April 1, 2005

Wankenstein 

A collage consisting of various rank bitches from your favorite stick mags cut, paisted and constructed into the one perfect woman
I used homemade glue on this scratch and sniff wankenstein, see you next week dude.
Wankenstein by Browning Smears November 15, 2003