Wizard's Tower

A position used if you are in danger from ferrel dogs. It resembles lying down on your side with a hand on your head.
Bryn: "I was out running with the ferrel dogs this afternoon but as soon as I took out my lunch they all surrounded me."

Dru: "So did you whip out the Wizard's Tower?"

Bryn: "Oh yeah it worked like a charm!"

*Bear Paw*
by Mark1475 April 17, 2010
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Tower wizards law

An antagonist INTJ (Myers briggs personality introverted intuitive thinking judging) with a tower or elevated position will most likely fall due to distraction or anger.
In his attempts to catch the road runner, Wile E. Coyote falls off a cliff due to tower wizards law.
by Blueboy$ December 07, 2022
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