Wish Wacker 

A person who infatuated with another person, but is unable to gain the other's affection so he or she concedes to masturbation.

Brian wants Jane so Bad! But she hates him. Brian will have deal with being a wish wacker.

Wish Wacker by Q-Bert September 11, 2005

wishwacked

Being turned upside down, and punched in the face, just when you imagine you're cool.

Winning the lottery, going skydiving, and having your parachute not open. You've been wishwacked.

wishwacked by Nokay McDaniles March 13, 2009