a dyslexic wanker
(also wonker, wakner etc)
what a winker
by poodlewrestler November 10, 2003
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Baby word for a pecker or Johnson.
He has such a cute little winker, but he should keep his fly zipped. He'll learn when he's five.
by cornholio October 19, 2003
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Winker is an attractive male, often times crazy, very random, and more often than not dangerously sexy.
That Winker is so sexy. Winker is the man. Hail Winker. Winker you are the man.
by fatwinks February 5, 2005
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a blinking star, or blinker, that only changes color once as if it was winking at you.
That shooting star just passed right by that winker.
by im-on-a-boat February 13, 2010
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NOUN - a person that winks a squiggle (often used as an insult)

ADJECTIVE - used to describe a person as needing of approval, attention-seeking and rather pathetic
Hey, squiggle winker - come over here

Wow, Donald Trump is great - he isn’t a squiggle winker - thank god
by zooknookie July 19, 2019
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