A lot harder to open than its glass counterpart.
Windows, which was copied, edited, then sold for billions by Bill Gates(see antichrist ), is just as good as Linux or Mac OS X, without the whole "Working" and "running" thing. To sum it up: The worst mistake of your life would be to buy it.
Person 1: " OMG, I accidently just blew up my office, killing thousands!"
Person 2: " You think you made a mistake? I BOUGHT WINDOWS!"
by Manux June 12, 2004
Microsoft's answer to X Windows. Many people claim Windows always crashes, the only reason Windows crashes is due to poorly 3rd party written drivers, and 3rd party software written by careless programmers.
Windows 98 Second Edition is a very stable operating system.
by Anonymous August 05, 2003
The mostly criticised operating system by Microsoft. It is known as a laughable operating system by many because of it's frequent crashes, high amount of viruses and the fact that Microsoft copies from other OSes, for example: Windows Calendar looks similar to Apple's iCal.

It started off as an executable for DOS systems, went on to be a nearly full operating system with the Windows 3.x and 9x series (c:/con/con, anyone?) and then did not require DOS.

When Ballmer decided to replace the beloved classic of Microsoft, Bill Gates, starting with Vista, Windows went downhill.
~~Before~~

Gates: We need functionality, less RAM consumption and a clean UI for Windows!

~~After~~

Ballmer: PRETTY CLOCK, PRETTY UI, WHO CARES ABOUT RAM CONSUMPTION, ADD MORE FEATURES!!!1
by Well I'm Not You, Am I? December 20, 2010
Windows is a gay, perverted, assholeistic, minging, wanking, twating poor excuse for an OS.
Created by the worlds biggest asshole Bill Gates who thinks he can premote his company by donating money to charity.
Windows is the most unstable OS you will ever come across with its frequent crashes, spyware, viruses not to mention the tonnes of other shit that can infect it.
One question "Why with all the different versions of Windows and tell people to buy it because its got better security and better stability, WHY DIDN'T YOU MAKE IT SECURE AND STABLE IN THE 1ST PLACE U ASSHOLES?!"
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Remember Kiddies, always use Linux ! :D
Guy 1: Hi
Guy 2: I just bought the new version of Windows !
Guy 1: Any Good ?
Guy 1: .....
Guy 1: ........
*Guy 2 Appears to be offline*
*Guy 2 Has Signed in*
Guy 1: Where did you go ?
Guy 2: My new version of Windows Crashed :(
Guy 1: Dude, you should seriously use Linux ¬_¬
by shoon81 July 22, 2006
A operating system that is widely used aroudn the world, most games and applications require it, and therefore you can see its usage. Mind you that buying windows is expensive, and you will become a bum with a copy of Windows XP Professional
BOSS: JERRY WHY AREN'T YOU WORKING
Jerry : My computer isn't working
BOSS: DAMNIT, IT WAS WORKING YESTERDAY
Jerry: Yeah, well Windows is like that, works one day, and doesn't the other
by Kevin Abeysekera April 09, 2004
An operating system to run your computer for you. If you are moderately computer-savvy, e.g., you understand that buying and installing anti-virus protection, internet firewall software, spy-dectection software, etc., actively safeguarding your own computing environment, e.g. you don't use ANY vendor's email client software, open attachments with extensions like .exe, etc., don't subscribe to file-sharing networks like shareaza which put BIG FUCKING HOLES in any other security software you may have installed, then you probably won't experience all the horrid "crashes" reported by the naysayers.

If, on the other hand, you're an unemployed software programmer whose resume was shit-canned by Microsoft and you have nothing better to do with your day than find "holes" in the OS, you'll probably find what you're looking for. As for me, I like to look at beautiful (a-hem) pictures and movies, keep track of my finances, get information off the internet, and just generally have a GAY ol' time on the internet. Windows XP couldn't be better or easier to use.

And P.S. Will somebody please kill and bury Quicktime and Apple? Talk about way past their prime...they're like a Jaguar competing in an Acura and Lexus world...nobody's saying the Jaguar's aren't pretty...it's just that the Lexus will actually GET YOU THERE TOO!!!
1) I bought one of the first MAC's ever. No...NO...I did NOT buy a LISA!!

2) Steven Jobs is a GOOD guy, Bill Gates is a BAD guy. And their respective bank account balances clearly prove the point!!!

3) No one will hire me because I refuse to accept the project manager's directives. So, instead, I've installed LINUX to facilitate my hacking into WINDOWS-based PCs, just to show how suck-ey their god-damned OS really is.

4)The Tower of Babel is infinitely more desirable than a single, standardized approach, if you really care about instruction sets, for Christ's sake!!!

5) Let's win the marketing war by cornering the education market, so all those poor school-kids can fuck around with apple software for ten years until they graduate into the REAL world.
by herman gates March 31, 2004
1. The glass thing that you look through, and the birds run into

2. One of many of what I have opened right now (what this website is in.
1. Ouch! dang it, I ran into the fucking window.

2.I opened yahoo to hide my pr0n window
by NIK January 22, 2004
Proof that supply and demand are more important than downloading a 300MB incomplete kernel for free.
Windows is definitely worth more than the $200 I spent on it.
by Tre September 29, 2003
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