An operating system which uses backslashes in paths (which get confused with escape characters), has a useless terminal, uses the longest damn pathnames and identifiers ever, and has absolutely no modularity whatsoever.

I have spoken.
Windows user: Windows isn't crap - you can carry out complex tasks with months of programming with it.

Sensible person: You can do it with Bash in five minutes.
#windows #microsoft #crap operating system #bill gates #winblows
by xlq January 12, 2007
A thing to look out of when you want to be serious
Me: *Looks out window*
Wife: What did you need?
Me: I know you ate the last cookie... I want a divorce.
#divorce #things #window #wife #bitch #cookie #eating #more dog food
by AlexWhiteRules August 25, 2010
A very gay operating system.
Mac OS x kicks Window's ass. That's why Windows' rectum always hurts! :-)
#apple #mac #windows xp #microsoft #bill gates
by eura phagg January 07, 2007
a computer operationing system which in order to run free of bugs (that were not originally included on installation disc) must be kept away from any internet connection.
A: "Dude i got a virus on my Windows CP!"
B: "Were you connected to the internet?"
A: "Yes..."
B: "There you go!"
#os #windoze #bad #terrible #horrid
by Linx_rulz September 10, 2006
Windows x64, (n): 64 bit rewrite of a 32 bit extension and graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprossessor, written by a 2 bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition.
People say that if you play Microsoft's CDs backwards, you hear satanic things, but that's nothing, because if you play them forwards, they install Windows.
#windows #windows xp #x64 #microsoft #xp
by Derek B January 08, 2006
look up crap
damn my fucking windows has broke.
by bob saget June 21, 2004
An opportunity.When one door closes, you can jump out the window.
Hey she took the window and made a fortune selling snax at the footy.
by Susy the Hot May 31, 2004
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