windows

A fast and very stable operating system for the PC. Compatible with a wide range of hardware devices, and is very easy to use and learn. Updated once in a couple years unlike Linux, which is updated every three weeks because it's so full of bugs that it shouldn't even have been released to the public until 2017.

I still use Windows 98 to this day, and the only time it acted up was when I deleted some system files. It's not surprising that most of the people who badmouth Windows are actually running Windows on their computers.

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Note: This definition was previously made by AYB, and was deleted by Linux zealots because they can't handle the truth.

by Dave June 22, 2004

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Windowed

To be windowed, is when someone see’s you or knows your there, but wont speak to you.

I was on the phone and she put me on hold, and never came back to me, She Windowed me!

by Kenny Twat May 01, 2019

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Window

A window is an opening in a wall, door, roof, or vehicle that allows the passage of light and may also allow the passage of sound and sometimes air. Modern windows are usually glazed or covered in some other transparent or translucent material, a sash set in a frame in the opening; the sash and frame are also referred to as a window. Many glazed windows may be opened, to allow ventilation, or closed, to exclude inclement weather. Windows may have a latch or similar mechanism to lock the window shut or to hold it open by various amounts.

Various examples of windows
In addition to this, many modern day windows may have a window screen or mesh (often made of aluminum or fibreglass) to keep bugs or insects out when the window is opened.

Timmy why did you break my Window?

by Α January 13, 2022

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windows

Something to let air out and cut your hands off.

911 Dispatcher: Hello, whats your problem?
Person :. I cut my hand off by closing the windows.
911 Dispatcher: Crap!

by GTard April 03, 2013

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Window

Them clear bois are taking over every house in the world. Watch out for them. You can barely see them, but they are there. They have a mean reflection.

Jerry, you made it to the party

Wait....is that my window?

by Jfsidbjd October 19, 2018

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