Urban Dictionary: Windows

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The worst operating system in the world, that steals most of it's ideas from Mac OS X. Windows does not work, crashes, freezes, and just plain sucks dick.

Jay: Hey I bought Windows Vista today.
Matt: HAHAHA, Funniest joke I've heard all week!

by Drake Shipway December 24, 2008

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135.

window

another word for marijuana.

Where's the window at?

by bohemian August 02, 2006

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136.

windows

A rarely used slang for methamphetamines, based on the term "glass."

"Hey, I'm coming over to pick up that windows disk."

"Bring forty bucks."

by Animus_Anima July 04, 2006

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Windows

I actually like Windows better than Macintosh. Maybe it's because the last time I got a Mac, it sucked like a bucket of shit. Of course, it's entirely possible that that was because I was using OS 9.2.

My old Mac was bullshit. I love XP, but despise '98, '95, '89 etc.

by Lieutenant Tarpit October 28, 2004

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138.

windows

see: bung!

by Anonymous April 09, 2003

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139.

Windows

A stable OS

I use Windows and it never cra---*crash*

by BiGF00T May 27, 2003

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140.

Windows

I still use Windows 98 beta. So far, I haven't seen this blue screen since last year, when I pulled the CD out during installation. Maybe I would have to be a code-writer or delete system files in order to see it.

Windows sucks, Linux sucks, MacOS sucks, life sucks. Just get over it and move on. Sheesh.

by sarcastic October 20, 2003

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