the fucking worst operating system ever made
Windows sucks macintosh dick
macintosh dick is big
bill gates is an moron
by pedroski March 27, 2007
a great operating system.
for gaming.
...that's it.

in all seriousness, windows is a perfect OS for people like you.
dude: did you hear, man?! they released the new xbox!!!
dude2: really? what's it called? what kinda processor? details!!
dude: Xbox XP with a 3.2 GHz Intel Pentium 4!!1!!1! lol pwned!!
dude2: that sounds a lot like a standard gaming PC with windows
dude: no man, it's so much better! omgwtfbbq!!!111!
by l0rdn1k0|\| April 18, 2006
The solely largest evil entity in the universe. It exists to measure how long people will sit in front of a box regretting that they ever clicked "send error report" in the first place.
Windows:"do you want windows to mess up your all your settings and make the next three days of yours living hell by downloading SP 2.141593 ???"

Human:"NO !!!"
by stickywulf June 10, 2005
One of the worst opperating systems in the world. It crashes more than Mac OSX and has more ryptic error messages than Linux. (im not sure linux has any) Windows also crashes a lot. The only good thing about it is it comes with solitair.
Ahhhh! Windows crashed while loading an error message.

The price for Windows is a rip-off, but it did come with solitair!
by kyle December 02, 2004
An operating system that is produced by Microsoft. It is widely hated by people who think it is cool to use Linux, when they are in fact just pathetic losers with no life looking for attention. In fact, many of these individuals run Lindows, a version of Linux which makes use of several Windows features.

Good job, morons.
Linux User: I hate Windows, because it is the cool thing to do.
by Necrological January 11, 2006
A high paid barbaric and cold-blooded way to turn your computer into a Relic.
I just donated my windows installed wrecked computer to the local museum
by j March 14, 2005
A fast and very stable operating system for the PC. Compatible with a wide range of hardware devices, and is very easy to use and learn. Updated once in a couple years unlike Linux, which is updated every three weeks because it's so full of bugs that it shouldn't even have been released to the public until 2017.
I still use Windows 98 to this day, and the only time it acted up was when I deleted some system files. It's not surprising that most of the people who badmouth Windows are actually running Windows on their computers.

Note: This definition was previously made by AYB, and was deleted by Linux zealots because they can't handle the truth.
by Dave June 22, 2004

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