Willock

A person who is both a willy and a pillock

You really are an absolute willock!

by Andrew Blakeley October 17, 2006

Willocks

To make a fictitious statement that is said with conviction in a processional capacity

My boss told me some right old willocks that he had ‘a mate that works at the OED and that word is going to be added to the dictionary next year’

In the office I heard a manager say some real willocks “why does it take so long. I can do that 8 month project in under 6 hours”

by The rubbish you hear April 5, 2024

Willock

The feeling that your alone and about to cook but your parents come home and now you don’t want to.

I felt willock when I was cooking and my parents came home early.

by Tidewater13 November 4, 2025

Willocks

To make a fictitious statement that is said with conviction in a processional capacity

My boss told me some right old willocks that he had ‘a mate that works at the OED and that word is going to be added to the dictionary next year’

In the office I heard a manager say some real willocks “why does it take so long. I can do that 8 month project in under 6 hours”

by The rubbish you hear April 5, 2024