by JimmyBobby December 3, 2007
1. One of the (hopefully) rare breed that will gather in packs and huddle together around kerosene heaters in the parking lots of retail stores all night for the chance to buy a Wii the following morning.
2. An idiot who won't stop making puns on the word Wii.
3. A Phillistine who can't understand how Nintendo could possibly name their system "Wii."
2. An idiot who won't stop making puns on the word Wii.
3. A Phillistine who can't understand how Nintendo could possibly name their system "Wii."
(1) "Well, guys, the snow's comin' down and we have five hours before Shopko opens. Anyone gonna wimp out?"
"No way, man! We're all hardcore wiitards here!"
"Or just retards. Brr!"
(2)"Hold my place in line, willya? I have to go w-"
"Yes, I get it. You have to go 'wee.' Very clever, wiitard."
"Does that make you one?"
(3)"It's worldwide marketing, dude! It means 'good' in Japanese, 'yes' in French, 'all of us' in English..."
"Oh, shut up. Don't you know that America is the center of the universe? If it sounds a little silly to our ears, then that automatically makes it a stupid name."
"You're such a wiitard."
"No way, man! We're all hardcore wiitards here!"
"Or just retards. Brr!"
(2)"Hold my place in line, willya? I have to go w-"
"Yes, I get it. You have to go 'wee.' Very clever, wiitard."
"Does that make you one?"
(3)"It's worldwide marketing, dude! It means 'good' in Japanese, 'yes' in French, 'all of us' in English..."
"Oh, shut up. Don't you know that America is the center of the universe? If it sounds a little silly to our ears, then that automatically makes it a stupid name."
"You're such a wiitard."
by Scrawny Yeti November 20, 2006
1. (Adj.) Lacking the ability to properly use a Nintendo Wii remote. 2. Wiitard (noun)A person that suffers from severe mental challenges while playing on a Nintendo Wii system.
Jake said he would not play Mariocart with me because I am Wiitarded.
I am a Wiitard and therefore to embarrassed to play Wii in front of others.
I am a Wiitard and therefore to embarrassed to play Wii in front of others.
by p42 December 6, 2013
The look someone has when playing wii and one pretends to think of them without the remote, randomly wailing about in the middle off the living room, in a retarded manner
As we played golf I stood back and watched Charlotte take a swing, looking very wiitarded and a little con-fuddled.
by Jackthejew March 1, 2011
A condition where you are addicted to the Wii internet channel, and spend all day watching youtube videos and chatting to other wii users.
by Gwendolynne December 25, 2007
The acid like effect of sitting too close to a big screen T.V. and watching the guitar hero notes scroll down for too long.
I was on guitar hero so long that I played myself Wiitarded. When I quit,the tv and shelves kept warping and twisting in my eyes.
by BrownBillygoat February 22, 2008
'Wiitard' wee • tard, Wiitarded, Wiitardation; video gaming parlance; contraction of 'Nintendo Wii' (video game console made by the Nintendo corporation) and 'retard' (to delay or hamstring; someone who suffers from an intellectual or learning disorder which slows or curtails mental development).
1. A person who plays with a Nintendo Wii (or Wii-U) video games console
2. A person who plays 'casual' (child orientated) video games
3. A person who fawns upon the Nintendo brand name
1. A person who plays with a Nintendo Wii (or Wii-U) video games console
2. A person who plays 'casual' (child orientated) video games
3. A person who fawns upon the Nintendo brand name
'Timmy plays Super Smash Brothers?! What a Wiitard!'
'This game is too easy- it's Wiitarded.'
'There are too many Wiitards in this gaming forum for us to hold a mature discussion.'
'This game is too easy- it's Wiitarded.'
'There are too many Wiitards in this gaming forum for us to hold a mature discussion.'
by Trolius Maximus August 11, 2013