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Someone who sucks at playing simple games on the wii.
"Erin, I am gonna shit a brick if I have to jump over one more bowling ball, you wiitard"
by juanchurro November 30, 2007
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Someone who plays wii all the time, and usually has never had any real exercise.
Person 1: "I try to lose weight by playing wii fit, is that enough?"

person 2 whispering to person 3: "wiitard >.>"
by hazalife January 24, 2010
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a dumb ass nintendo fan-boy nerd who likes the nintendo wii. Actually anybody who likes the nintendo wii is a Wii-tard. The only good game for it is the new zelda and you can get it for gamecube so why the fuck would anybody waste their mony because the rest of the games are dog-shit.
"Get an X-box 360 Chris Choen you fat nerdish blob who plays the violin, fuckin wii-tard"
by Colin Fields December 23, 2006
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A Wii-tard is someone who is so incredibly stupid, insignificant, and idiotic, that they either like, own, or have ever played, touched, looked at, thought about, or conceived of that little white paperweight of a Japanese calculator they call a Nintendo Wii. Wii-tards are the kind of people who have malformed motor and cognitive reasoning centers in their brains, which is neither unfortunate nor an excuse for hurling their cute little Wii-motes and Wii-chucks through their TVs because they are too dumb to hold onto them, or their inherent stupidity in buying two Gamecubes duct-taped together in the first place. Wii-tards are against art, creativity, and any progressive thought because they continue to be mesmerized by the entire lack of third party creativity that the Wii is rife with, such as Nintendo’s inability to make a game that starts without “Mario” or “Samus” in the title, or whatever other stupid crap that has been repeated over and over again, even after getting old with the N64. Wii-tards enjoy quick, brainless, shallow, and poorly built activities like Wii games playable for 5 minutes or less if and only if they are at someone's house, and want to try out how "cute" and adorably stupid it is to sling their arms around a room while staring at a TV screen. The Wii-tards think they are cool, but the simple fact that they actually have the ability to believe that Wiis are cool is a “sign” that they should be exterminated immediately, as they are a threat to all of humanity.
Hey- look at that Wii-tard- KILL IT before it infects us all with its contagion!
by sparkles mcgee November 05, 2007
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a person who wants a nintendo Wii so bad they will preform lude acts.
vijay is such a Wiitard i saw him acting like a cock whore behind gamestop.
by pp51doodoo January 05, 2007
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the vapid creature one becomes after the lack of sleep from playing Nintendo Wii into the early morning hours.
Man, Nick's been bowling since we got home. He's such a Wii-tard.
by Aydrianne May 26, 2007
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Any person who cannot, no matter how hard they try, get the hang of using a Wii.
"Sally's such a wii-tard, she can't even do the will bowl without f*cking up and hitting the A button everytime!"
by Absolut Ang March 12, 2009
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