Widget

a white midget

hey man, did you see that widget?

by puttingupafight November 16, 2010

Widget

Widget: noun. To behave silly or foolishly. Not using common sense while tasking.

"Hey man, why did you break that window" "I don't know" "You're a Widget

by Neezo October 26, 2009

Widget

Those little flood things that squirm around in halo.

- "Aw man! I cant believe those widgets killed me!"
- "That widget just took over that guy!"

by Drinkwata January 3, 2008

Widget

A tiny vestigial brain which is all that remains of the person's intellect after years of mental self-harm

The 'widget' drives extremely retarded behaviour, loves to be the centre of attention and is often to be found railing against an irrational sense of injustice, corruption or lack of integrity.

Can become abusive but amusing when roused.

That guy is hassling me everyday 'cos he thinks I stole his bubble-gum stickers, what a widget!

by rex12 April 24, 2011

Widget

A clump of head hair that sticks up above the crown, looking rather like a ducks tail

Mr Whipe had a large widget after sleeping on a pillow

by davidlanc April 12, 2007

widget

generic term for an anonymous object

My father makes "widgets" (tools, food, cans, dildos) in a facotry

by duffin June 22, 2005

widget

an unnamed object name used for hypothetical examples

we make these 'widgets' and sell millions of them...

by w derossett January 29, 2003