davidlanc's definitions

Soya Beer

A drink designed for the liberal vegan male, the Stella Artois of the hippy faction

After a hard days work Mike liked nothing more than a pint of Soya Beer to wash down his twigs and leaves

by davidlanc July 20, 2008

Widget

A clump of head hair that sticks up above the crown, looking rather like a ducks tail

Mr Whipe had a large widget after sleeping on a pillow

by davidlanc December 24, 2008

shazamed

a term used by amatuer sex magicians when they have made their 'magic wand' disappear into the backdoor of a willing participant

wow look azams 'shazamed' matt again

by davidlanc April 20, 2007