Whappyjawd 

Confused, discombobulated, unsure of oneself.

The students were whappyjawd as they studied for the test.

Whappyjawd by Robyn & Richard October 13, 2005

whoppyjawed

This is either the Ohio or the New Jersey version of whopperjawed. I had only ever heard it my way until I started looking it up to find the derivation. I mention Ohio because that's where I am from, but my mother who taught it to me is from New Jersey, with relatives from various east coast places.

The image on the card was all whoppyjawed.

whoppyjawed by Sarah W. Vodrey November 22, 2004