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Wet Sweater

An extremely wet, sexually aroused vagina that is extremely wooly, overly hairy and untrimmed. Generally has hair running form the mons through the taint and up the ass crack. May also be known as sasquatch crotch.
Roger picked up a girl at closing time at the local bar. He took her home for sex but when she got naked and exposed her Wet Sweater, he just couldn't do it and pretend to pass out.

Wet Seat 

When somebody shits their pants and neglects to tend to the soiled britches, they are considered to have a "wet seat".
By the way he walked, you would never notice, but once the stench began to circulate, it was obvious that James was sporting a wet seat.
Wet Seat by aksival February 23, 2009

wet sweatshirt

William: hey girl *lip bite* you’re looking fine ash today *more intense lipbite*
Kaitlyn: stfu you’re literally built like a wet sweatshirt.
wet sweatshirt by N0T.ME March 7, 2021
When a (puckslut) is watching a hockey game and her seat is (wet) from the players turning her on.
Dude I had like 6 (wet seats) at last nights game.
Wet seats by Ozzgod101 February 4, 2020

wet seal steal seat sealed 

Alternatively used as "Quack Quack Spot Back." Meaning ones seat is saved.
Luke went to get a soda so he called "Wet seal steal seat sealed". It ensured Taylor wouldn't steal his spot. Taylor you cock.

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026