The second poorest-state next to Mississippi. It was a mistake the state Seceded from Virginia during the Civil War. Virginia does better in almost everything each year while West Virginia get's worse. This is the only state where ive seen the state sign say open for business, and then months later it was changed. They don’t allow any business in the state so the result is a loss of jobs and an increase in poverty.

Where the infamous United States Senator: Robert Carlyle Byrd is from. He is the "Oldest" current member of the United States Congress (BORN 1917). He was a member of the KKK and has openly said "Nigger" and "White Nigger" on National Television. Actually his exact words were: "There are white niggers. I've seen a lot of white niggers in my time. I'm going to use that word."(March 4, 2001 interview with Tony Snow).

WV is the Chemical Capital of the United States. Yes, I bet you thought New Jersey had that one but you would be wrong. Du-Pont has displaced research chemicals into streams, and river throughout the state for many years. Towards Virginia and D.C., that end of WV has advised that people boil there water and filter it before consuming. Sad.

The western end of the state has it's own sickness similar to the one in Ohio. It's called the Mid-Ohio Valley sickness.

The state has one of the LOWEST overall violent/property crime rates in the entire USA.

Yes there are Bueatiful Mountains to see, but what lurks inside them is scary. In Cairo for example, people seem to build there houses out of scratch if you catch my drift. It’s some scary looking shit, and people live there. Holy shit!

There are entire ABONDONED TOWNS throughout the state. Not one person around anywhere, not one store of business open. Again, scary shit.

Incest does not occur in West Virginia like people think.
With that said, Arkansas is the INCEST capital of the USA.

The largest city has just over 50,000 people. And has absolutely nothing cool or hip to even mention. And yes im talking about Charleston. That city is lame, just like the rest of them.

The state sucks, I will pray for it.
I have friends who live in West Virginia.

I have relatives who live in West Virginia.
by iueuifnhonhj562525 January 2, 2009
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A great state to BE from. A great state to visit on holiday esp. Deer (Rifle) Season. Nothing is better. You only have 2 options in this state. You are either going uphill or downhill. Thats it. You see there ARE lots of hills and hollers and shit. (that would qualify as mountains in any other state). Lots of Black Folk in your new location that try to intimidate you because you are white. Be easy! Just tell them that you are from West Virginia. It will scare them off faster than roaches with the light on.

There are a lot of proper talking hillbilles with college educations that you would not want to do wrong to. And more than a few Janky wannabe hilbilllie wiggers that are wanksters.
I thought I was a badass until that white boy told me he was from West Virginia. Then I got scared!
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Virginia is for lovers, West Virginia is for Brothers!
West Virginia: brothers have better love than lovers
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The state at the bottom of the list in terms of driving ability. If the car in front of you has a West Virginia plate it is in your best interest to back off another 10-20 feet. If the car behind you has some NASCAR or WV Mountaineer plate on the front bumper,(front plates aren't required by West Virginia), it would be in your best interest to pull over and wait for them to pass.
Guy: "That car can't stay in the late. Must be drunk."

Gal: "No, look. They're from West Virginia."
by Ullio July 12, 2006
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The state in which I currently live. We mine tons of coal, and it's about the only thing we do. You actually can make plenty of money out of West Virginia if you're an entrepreneur... but you'd have to have a bar license or own a strip club. Oh, and domestication of animals has alot of money in it, plus sexual benefits.
:1st girl: Wow, he kinda looks like a goat... hahahaha... NICE.

:2nd girl: Well, I did hear his dad owns a farm...
by Shannon February 6, 2005
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West Virginia...a state I have been stuck in...where people are stuck in their animals...and Juggaloz and Rapperz and Breakdancerz, constantly contemplate homicide. This is a pretty cool state, if you look past the 65% redden population...but no all reddnes are bad....I think?
West Virginia...the first state to breed the half human dog!
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