You do NOT want to be around weird shit when it happens. If you want to take a look at some weird shit, then do it from a large distance away from the weird shit.
The man was later found next to a cactus raped by the polar bear.
This is why you get the fuck out when you see weird shit.
2.(noun) Something clearly not normal.
3.(verb) To dispense this sort of weirdness.
2. This weirdshit dazes and confuses me.
3. Why do you weirdshit like it ain't no thang?