The fictional start of the band Weezer, featured in the music video of Perfect Situation where Elisha Cuthbert is the lead singer. Then when she throws a tantrum on-stage, the timid roadie (Rivers Cuomo, the real lead singer of Weezer) steps up to finish out the song. The band swag salesman changes then the shirts from weeze to weezer by adding an "r" in a thick, black marker when Rivers gets the crowd jumping and shouting.
Dude, I was so pissed when weeze changed their name to weezer. All my shit is wrong now.
by atwig October 23, 2008
A poop with such explosive stench and fragrance that it leaves everyone in its path with asthma. Hence the "Weeze".
Dude, I got to get out of the office to take this Weeze or everyone of my co-workers will left like Jerome Bettis trying to overcome asthma.
by Herr Poopy Pants March 05, 2009