Weener Job 

A bad name for someone you don't like, can also mean wank/wanker.

"I hate him. What a Weener Job."

Weener Job by Soosh16 April 4, 2009

Jobbie Weeker 

As a derivation of Jobbie (a Scottish colloquialism for excrement) a "Jobbie Weeker" is a poo of considerable satisfaction. For example, a ghost poo might be considered a "Jobbie Weeker".

Cameron: "Aww, that was a good jobbie weeker."

Jobbie Weeker by FurniturePolice October 10, 2009