A red hot, sticky caboose, filled to the brim (Jew Style) with fat, sweaty, bald, elderly, and nude men with thick burly beards, who are ready to give you the sexsperience your virgin sphincter craves. (More pleasurable if a suppository is inserted before the act.) One must rip a phat rail of white lightning off the gooch of a passenger
I was having a shittyweek until I unloaded on the local Wayne Train
Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi