Water Daughter

When one's bowels are not functioning correctly, and they have severe diarrhoea.

This can be referred to as having a 'water daughter' style excrement, on a regular basis.

Man that toilet stinks, what have you been doing in there?!

Sorry dude, I've just had a seriously bad water daughter, again.

Water Daughter by Skroxy April 26, 2011

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daughter water

The mystical 'tonic' where fathers of daughters become far more aware of the impact of diversity and sexism issues because they see the world through their daughters' experiences

He became far more aware of the plight of women in the workforce after he drank the Daughter Water

daughter water by Maadcau December 12, 2015

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That's my daughter in the water

Really weird song about a redneck drowning his kid with really cheesy lyrics

"That's my daughter in the water everything she owns I bought her"

That's my daughter in the water by Iluvcrzysz December 28, 2011

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

Word of the Day on July 7, 2026

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