Wanking the tank

Another term for male masturbation.

Guy: “Yo why haven’t you been gaming recently? Are you grounded?”
Friend: “Yeah, my mom caught me wanking the tank on friday, she said no ps4 for a month.”
Guy: “Damn, that’s awkward.”

by Rectumstretcher89 October 30, 2019

Wank the Tank

To masturbate; bust a nut. Energize one selfs penis for sexual pleasure.

Origin: From the english slang word, Wank and the Gujarati tānkũ meaning "underground cistern.

Phrase Coined by the BBCF in early 21st Century. Experts guess around September of 2011.

Alex: Hey guys you want to go to the party tonight and Frank's house?

Jesse: Yeah that sounds sweet

Billy: I can't go. I have to furiously "wank the tank" to some new Kate Upton nude pics.

Jesse: Oh that's right, I can't make it either.

by The Voluptuous Lion October 31, 2011

wank n' tank

The act of masturbating right before you fall asleep, most commonly during the afternoon.

I'll meet up with you later tonight, right now I just want to go home for a little wank n' tank to recharge.

by emupop October 9, 2014

Wank Tanks

Your wank tanks are your testicles or balls. where your cum is stored.

K.B. :i need to go unload my wank tank
L.W.: Niceeee!!!

or.....

i need to let my wank tanks start shooting

by kurt butler October 8, 2006

wank tank

When you see someone hot, you put their memory in your wank tank so that when you have a wank later it is the face you see as you cum all over your bed

Chris was so turned on by the sight of James bending over the photocopier he decided to ut him is his wank tank for lunchtime when he went to the toilet

by rachael July 22, 2004

wank tank

A booth that you get in places in amsterdam where u sit in it and watch a ladie dance naked while you wank and watch her.

Me -hey john?
john - What?
Me - I was in one of those wank tank thingys whilst i was over amsterdam
john - Dad i dont want too know what u done in amsterdam!!

by G.Mcd September 18, 2008

Wank Tank

Testicles. So called because that is where the fluid that comes out when you ejaculate is stored.

I haven't had sex in weeks. My wank tank is ready to overflow.

by Richard Dunken January 29, 2017