a flacid penis on a male that is not arroused by men or women. or zebras.
alex longfield has a wangdangler, and will never get any in his life. not even a zebra will get him arroused. Wait a second, no he just has a flappy vagina.
the user “wangshengfuneralhutao” is one if my best mutuals because they are super cool and really good at drawing and they are probably the sus impostor but thats ok i wont vote them oout also they live in the same country as me so thats rad and theyre muslim :DD they post cool content and stuff and im bad at writing paragraphs sorry 〒▽〒
A person who not only has a wang but walks around dangling it in the air like he was holding a straw. He looks very much like a miniature ant eater and has the mind of a traveling minstrel.