The elegantly clumsy performance of standing up and stumbling, or, generally, standing as if one's feet were being shot at, while sufficiently drunk.
He'd had six scotches and soda while sitting down: upon standing, he performed a one-man waltz.
by Chrysostom January 12, 2013
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The horizontal shuffle, the sideways shuffle, putting the weenie in the bun. Intercourse.
Me and my sister did the West Virginia Waltz last night!

Right on!
by West Virginia waltzer July 20, 2022
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To dance suggestively in public aka twerking at da club
by TibbytheTechie September 18, 2019
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The act of two people getting drunk and belligerent then beating the crap out of each other
Me and my buddy Jack did the Russian waltz last night after downing a bottle of Smirnoff
by GreyHat97 April 27, 2022
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The act of sort of ‘shuffling along’ instead of walking properly. Almost as if your shoes are a bit too big for you . Thus resembling someone slightly tamely advancing a relatively solid turd along the sidewalk with their foot or feet . We’ve all seen such half arsed gaits being displayed , mostly by junkies , pissed-up fuckwitts or indeed those individuals that may have in fact , shat in their own clothes .

Dancing the shitkickers waltz
See that lowlife piece of excrement over there , trying to make his way to Lidl , and dancing the shitkickers waltz ?
by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
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