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A person who has lost the ability to reason, be courteous to those around them, perform shopping tasks in a timely manner, share aisles of stores with others, wash themselves or their children. The Waltard can be found wandering Walmarts aimlessly.

Latin name: Walmartius Tardilis
All I wanted was laundry detergent and I ended up being at the Walmart for two hours because the Waltards trapped me in an aisle with their carts and screaming children.
Waltard by Walyt June 7, 2009
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waltrippin

To greatly embellished a story but one person in the crowd was there and disproves said story.
Nick was telling everybody about what happened, then he started waltrippin and I had to call his ass out.
waltrippin by The Remmer May 18, 2020

walteria 

A fine ass bad girl
Always gets her way
Freaky asf
“Why you touching my dick Walteria”
walteria by Dukeeeeeew February 11, 2018
A character from Death Note the anime. He is L or Ryuuzaki's faithful servant.
L: hiyaku Watari (hurry up Watari)
Watari: hi L-sama (yes sir)
Watari by nekozuki January 8, 2008

Waltering 

Doing absolutly nothing while at work without getting in any trouble for it and still getting paid for your "hard work".
person 1: "Man I still have 2 hours left to my shift and everything is done

person 2: "Try waltering for a little while"

person 1: "Yea! I usually do so much real work I completely forgot about waltering!"
Waltering by ERyan February 24, 2009
A Person who copies all what some other person does. A Watari tends to look for someone cool, or hip to copy, and anything the hip person does, the Watari, will copy.

A Strange thing is, the Watari usually contradicts himself constantly.

Also, the Watari is a constant liar. He will boast and brag and exaggerate anything.

The Watari is usually an Avid user of emoticons. Such as, ^_^;; _ _; --;. He will also use emoticons he sees without knowing the actual meaning of it.
MIMICING:
-After I bought an iPod, he started getting into apple products! What a Watari!
-After I started to play Starcraft, he started to play too! He's such a WATARI!
-Hey, check out my cool computer. the Watari Speaking: HEY! I Want one too!

CONTRADICTION:
-The Watari: LOLOL PS2 GOT JACKED BY NINTENDO, NINTENDO RULES ALL!
(The hip cool guy buys a PS2)
The Watari: OH YEAH PS2 IS WAY COOL NOW!

-The Watari: Man, Initial D Is soooo lame.
The cool guy: I like initial D.
The Watari: OH YEAH INITIAL D! THAT'S COOL!

-BOASTING
The Watari: HEY GUYS I CAN DO A NOSESLIDE! (while not being able to do it at all)

-EMOTICONS
The Watari: Hey guys, my mom died. ^_^
Watari by Teh XD July 16, 2004

Michael Waltrip 

Michael Waltrip is Daddy
Michael Waltrip by Big Timbo 9 April 11, 2022