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A person who has lost the ability to reason, be courteous to those around them, perform shopping tasks in a timely manner, share aisles of stores with others, wash themselves or their children. The Waltard can be found wandering Walmarts aimlessly.

Latin name: Walmartius Tardilis
All I wanted was laundry detergent and I ended up being at the Walmart for two hours because the Waltards trapped me in an aisle with their carts and screaming children.
Waltard by Walyt June 7, 2009
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Term used to describe any high-functioning-retard that may be found working in your local Walmart.
The Waltard stocking shelves was drooling all over the potato chips.
Waltard by Codacrawford July 6, 2010
Wakabird (Walk-ah- bird) A person of low intelligence.
Hey Keith who was that guy you were with? Was he stoned?

Nah thats my cousin Marty he's a Wakabird! You know a bit retarded.
Wakabird by AintThatThe Truth September 12, 2021

WoltyBird 

WoltyBird is the hornies fucking gartic phone streamer you'll ever come across. Femboys
1-My friend Joel is such a horny streamer

2-Who the fuck is Joel?

1- Joel Mama, Woltybird
WoltyBird by WoltyBird January 22, 2024

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026