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Supermarket of obscene size, with greeters having a permanent cheesy smile.
My emo girlfriend is a greeter at Walmart
by Kerb November 27, 2004
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-a place where you can get your groceries bought, oil changed, and McDonalds heartattack-ina-sack. all under one roof

-a place where every female of
child bearing age is preggnant.
im hungery, need my oil changed, need a BigMack and need to talk to people.
by T$GER December 07, 2004
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1. The source of all evil
2. The reason our economy will never be the same again
Friend: Hey wanna go to walmart?
You: That's the reason my father lost his job and we're so poor, go kill yourself
by HockeyUSA27 November 20, 2005
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A place to make fun of. This place is a magnet for hicks. Also a place that causes you to become itchy just by thinking about it.
"Dear God, I just saw some WalMart lovin'! These 2 hicks were making out in the shitty clothes section!"

"Damnit, Jack. I broke out in hives. Let's leave this crappy WalMart place.
by Jersey Girl February 21, 2004
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My dad stops for every wal mart in search of a good deal.
by Mantis November 10, 2003
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The redneck one-stop-wonder, a place where you can buy your tires, have them changed, get your groceries and the lacey teddy that you plan to fuck your sister in, ALL IN ONE STOP. Gawd' Bless de Wal-mart
For the family vacation Clem loaded up all the youngins' and took em' to the local wal-mart
by Sate-the-masses January 27, 2005
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Known to be a whole other country with it's own area codes with many languages and cultures. secretly taking over US land with their cut off borders and they're security force that drive around the parking lot in their own SUVs picking people up for minor "Wal Mart Law" fellonies. (They have their own ambassador, the Smiley Face)
I got lost in area code 725884 in Wal Mart and i couldn't comunicate with any of the none-english speaking people and couldn't relate to their wierd ways.
by Redfoxx January 08, 2004
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