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A store that everyone hates for putting small stores out of buisness, yet they are attracted to it anyway.
Wal mart: You can't escape me! You're like bugs. Attracted to my big shiny blue light!!
by bigshow8891 October 08, 2005
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Founded by Sam Walton, Wal-Mart is a discount retailer that sells generic clothes, food, electronics and just about everything else. Instead of finding Adidas shoes at Wal-Mart, they will have shoes that look similar to Adidas with a similar-looking logo. Instead of Adidas the shoes will be called ABCheetahs or something. Or instead of Nike, Wal-Mart will carry a generic brand called Hike (again, with a similar looking logo as Nike). This is so poor kids can pretend to wear the same clothes as the richer kids and feel the same pride as them. This, of course, is the greatest flaw to discount retailing. It has only made countless people the target of discrimination and teasing.
Cool Kid: Hey, Josh. Cool Nikes. Oh, wait--those aren't Nikes. What does that say? Hike? Dude, your family shops at Wal-Mart! You're dead at recess. Heh-heh-heh.

Josh: (Gulp) I thought I might fool people for at least one day.
by Tim Jerome March 16, 2008
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Place where theft is so easy I can walk out with a 6 pack of Dr. Rocket RIGHT in front of the old man.
"Let's ransack Wal*Mart... again!"
by Chernorizets Hrabr August 15, 2003
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A large, parasitic corporation who moves like a plague, eating up all business in it's wake, and leaving a large, gray store with cheap, plastic crap.

They take jobs, and then screw over their employees by destroying any union they come up with, or fireing them, or making them work in the childrens section.

They close down all little shoppes in the area, and then sponsor people to start up new businesses, with advance revinue going back to Wal-Mart (*This is just a conspiracy theory, but I'm sure it is real*)
Damn Wal-Mart moved in. The Pic-n-Save is gone, and now I have to work there. If I say anything about Union, they'll fire me. Damn Wal-Mart.

Look at those hippies, trying to stop Wal-Mart from being built. Spike those trees!

Wal-Mart stores are niggers! (check my definition)
by Maine Event April 08, 2004
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A very, very depressing place to be.
There are many terrible things about Wal-Mart, and I'm, just going to say a few.
A: They censor their CD's. It's incredibly annoying.

B: It's quite easy to smell several different kinds of smoke on most of their employees. (I was declined a comment when I asked about that.)

C: The occurrence of collisions between shopping carts and Mini-Vans has been increasing steadily in the Midwest. You would think that they might at least shorten the pot-breaks for the cart people a little bit.

D: The employees seem to blame you for everything, for example...:
"My daughter got an abortion because of YOU!"
"I bet Bush won the election because of YOU!"
"I got pregnant because of YOU!"

E. A crapload of the male employees have hit on my 53-year-old mother. I find that rather disturbing.

Wal-Mart = The ultimate Ghetto-Mart.
See also: hell
Don't take your kids to Wal-Mart.
Because Jesus told you not to.
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That one place where you see a bunch of old ladies with mustaches.
I would like to go to Walmart to buy my new fake mustache.
by Tony Guizzetti April 13, 2017
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Why haul your lazy unemployed ass 50 feet into the store when you can park in the fire lane?
The only time K-Mart is busy is when the fire lane at Wal-Mart is full of piece of crap cars and 4 wheel pickup trucks. The parking lot can be half full, but the rednecks still park in the fire lane.
by jay November 30, 2003
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