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1. A great place to go when your central air-condition breaks.

2. A great place to go when you want to wander a asphalt desert in search of you vehicle.

3.A great place to buy cheap objects that are a pitiful excuse for clothing.

4.A monopolizing facist conglomerate "American business" even though most of thier products obviously come from Chinese sweat-shops.
1.Kid: Mommy!!!! I'm hot, why isn't the air on?
Mommy: Dear, the air broke.
Kid and Mommy together: Lets go to Wal-mart!!!

2.Dude1: Where's my car?
Dude2: IDK.

3.Teen1: OMG my shirt just got a hole!
Teen2:It's bc you got it at Wal-mart, duh.

4.Chinese worker: Ching-chong pay me more!
American consumer: Hells no I like shopping at Wal-mart!

by whoabaybay July 04, 2007
A store where you can buy a shot gun, ammunition, a ski mask, a baseball bat, a meat cleaver and a chainsaw, but you can't buy a CD that has a "Parental Advisory" sticker.
The local 3-generation mom & pop store was run out of town by Walmart.
by Bill M. July 28, 2004
A chain of oversized superstores mostly found in the Southern USA, known for driving local stores out of businesses, selling poorly-made goods (especially clothing) made by third-world slave labor, using a gawdy image of shallow, phony patriotism and flag-waving, and contributing to urban sprawl. A major competitor to golf courses in wasting valuable land which could be used for farming and housing.
C'mon Louann, we gotta go to Wal-Mart and get Mama her Christmas present.
by LudwigVan December 07, 2003
A super market that everyone complains about but, secretly, any human living in the US has gone there for something.
Shhh... I'm going to Wal-Mart.
by spaventoso June 19, 2005
1. the funnest place on earth
2. a place to go to beat your children
I love to go to Walmart and watch single mothers beat their children.
by goatcheese June 06, 2004
a corparation that uses its buying power to bully smaller stores out of existance. also hires illegal immigrants to clean their stores.
walmart is ghey
by Toolbox November 02, 2003
the store where I get 100% off on everything that fits under my shirt
lets go steal some more stuff from wal mart
by Anonymous August 05, 2003
1. Hell
2. A bad place to work
3. A bad place to shop
4. See number 1
i went to walmart last night... and i got third degree burns... and i think i saw Satan... he was yellow.. and had a big fucking smile on his face....He was going around slashing prices... SLASHING!!!
by Stephan February 26, 2005