walford 

A "Walford" is someone who would like to be interesting and no matter how hard he tries, fails dismally.

Not to be confused with a Longshanks.

Ryan: I was watching my cat toying with a mouse the other day and do you know what he did?

Andy: I'm not interested. Stop being a walford.

walford by Tilbrook August 2, 2006

Walford 

Walford's fees are so expensive that no one goes to the school anymore. The fees are so expensive for no reason, there are 60 people in the whole school from Reception to Year 12. The whole school can fit on one basketball court. Everyone at Walford is either lesbian or still in the closet.

Have you heard of Walford?
Is that the school that the girl who scissors that other chick goes to?
Yes, obviously.

Walford by crackedfortnitekid May 7, 2023

alfie walford 

a racist piece of shit that needs humbling ASAP

katie: hi
me: hello?
katie: im dating alfie walford

me: DISGUSTING!!!

alfie walford by ichiglowed March 7, 2022

Watford 

Really amazing town near London, UK.

Very big. Technically big enough to be a city, but we haven't got a cathedral, so we're not.

Has its own tube station, which will soon be closed if they go ahead with the Croxley Rail Link project. But it will be replaced with TWO stations, yes TWO - Ascot Road (the post sorting office) and Hospital.

Lots of places in the UK end with -ford. This is (not) because they are home to Ford dealerships. Watford has many, and therefore you must decide "Wat ford? (shall i visit) ", which is where it (doesn't) get its name.

They're opening a new Apple Store!
Where?

Watford!
Ha ha. Very funny.

Watford by NemoD98 October 30, 2011

wilford warfstache 

A smol innocent bean that will kill you at any moment if he wants and nobody will stop him

Except his boyfriend Dark

Me: Wilford Warfstache is so smol and precious
Friend: How?
Me: He murders people but he's so cuuuutttteeee <3

wilford warfstache by Hellp I'm trash January 20, 2018

Wilford Brimley

He'd like to talk to yeh abou' diabeetus.

Wilford Brimley would like to talk to yeh abou' diabeetus.

Wilford Brimley by Styxhexenhammer January 1, 2010

Watford City 

A small city in North Dakota. The greatest place to underage drink in the country. Watford City Highschool is the definition of a shit show.

A place where 70 % of underage kids are involved in alcohol, sex and drugs.

Watford City is known across the state of North Dakota for producing the best partiers and the best drunk drivers.

Kalin: Dude, let's go drink and smoke at lunch.

Brandon: Fuck man, we drank this morning and last night.

Kalin: Pussy, we are from Watford City we never stop.

Brandon: You're right, fuck it lets go.

Karson: RAGE ON

Watford City by RAGEONWATFORD May 17, 2011