a man who has a very large sexual agenda. somewhat of a manwhore - that everybody seems to know in one way or another.
ugh, he's going home with her now? that's the second girl tonight. what an alfie.
1. Someone who is invincible in a very cool way, and is also quite sexy, has a supernatural air about him.
Person 1: You hear he got run over by a train today?
Person 2: Yea bro i saw it, the train was mash up.
Person 1: I heard he don't even have a bruise.
Person 2: He must be an Alfie or some shit.
Eddie: Why did you ride your bicycle into a parked car?
Alfie: Its raining so I had my eyes closed...
Eddie: You're bike is screwed, how are you not dead?!
Alfie: ..I must be invincible or something.
Eddie: Oh Alfie
'No Alfie, no! You won't make it, nobody can! Its impossible!'
He looks back and smiles, 'You forget darling, Im invincible'
If used in a 'girl' way then this means the person is Amazing, Beautiful, Pretty, Gorgeous and Her eyes are so deep, her hug makes you so warm and loved and her smile makes you so happy, no matter what has happened.
'The One you would wait all your life for'
"I waited all my life for my Alfie"
"I wish i had an Alfie"
fie, al-fie\ as a boy's name (also used as girl's name Alfie), is a variant of Alfred (Old English) and Alphonse (Old German), and the meaning of Alfie is "elf or magical counsel; ready for battle".
Alfies are the most lovely, sweet and gorgeous people on the planet. They're usually known for their brilliant hugs and lovely smiles, and how they will always be the guy everyone loves :-) Here are a few things about Alfie's that make them such amazing people :-)
The Alfie I know is:
Easy to talk to,
and the best boyfriend ever :')
*You have 1 new message from: Alfie.*
Girl: Ehe, yay :3
I don't know why everybody who has seen a terrible movie immediately defines a word by that terrible movie. But before Jude Law took a crap all over the cinematic arts, an "alfie" was and always will be a "dog fart." Dog farts smell way worse than human farts. But dogs are better than humans because by-and-large they are much less harmful than humans are. So though their powers of farting assault our olfactory perceptions to the extreme, we have come up with a word that seems nice since the offense comes from the butts of Gods noblest creatures- the dog, K-9 Magee, man's best friend and companion. Hence an alfie is, was, and always will be what we call a dog fart.
Bandido alfied all over Alexandra!
Rosie laid an alfie, and I think it killed Alexandra!
Grandpa didn't fart, Fi-Fi alfied!
I put a butt plug in Max to keep the alfies at bay!
So called due to the penchant for West Ham FC he shares with the team's only other fan, Alfie Moon of Coronation Street (and even he's fictional!). Worse than his choice of football team is his dress sense, and will often be spotted with a dubious rugby shirt vacuum packed into his jeans. Makes a few pound on the side as Colin Montgomerie's stunt double.
Alfie: Most likely to be heard saying, "Begorrah, begorrah, t'be sure, t'be sure" <rolls eyes>
scum of the earth, cannot get a job and has to resort to potwashing at a lowly hotel, demoralising!!
also is nesh, as shadows scare the shit out of him, literally
as a result often walks around with large brown stains in his undercrackers.
people of this variety are often inbred and find old peoples homes somewhat arousing.
OMG i cant belive that ben, what an alfie... neshing it at sutton hall!!!