A "Walford" is someone who would like to be interesting and no matter how hard he tries, fails dismally.
Not to be confused with a Longshanks
Ryan: I was watching my cat toying with a mouse the other day and do you know what he did?
Andy: I'm not interested. Stop being a walford.
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