WEED. 

an amazing thing, something that helps create love and keep peace.
causes chronic munchies, only bad side affect is "the dries" not "pasties" the dries, where your mouth loses the ability to salivate.

im stressed, i need to score some weed.

WEED. by RaiiRawr_pianomouse : ) October 15, 2008

Weed 

A funny plant that makes you stare at a wall for 10 minutes until you realize that’s not the tv.

Weed exists

Weed by Lluma July 26, 2021

Weed 

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Weed by Nagito’s ballsack April 26, 2021

Weed 

Weed, Some drug that people search up on the Urban Dictionary to find different meanings of and waste their time. We know what it is.

1: Got some weed?
2: What’s that? Ima search it up on the Urban Dictionary to be cool!
1: Smh

Weed by Buddha’s Messenger June 26, 2018

Weed 

drug

Girl: Chris is that a weed?
Chris: No it's a-
Girl: I'm calling the police.
*Typing 911 into a microwave*
Chris: No, That wont wor-
Operator: 911 What's your emergency.
*Chris questions life*

Weed. Yeah.

Weed by MaximusIsHereNow May 18, 2021

Weed 

A lower class drug smoked by people who have realised that life is short, why not enjoy it?
A lot of the definitions here are bull shit, saying that weed rots your brain, and you become a drooling idiot.
I have been a "stoner" for just over 5 years now, and have noticed no difference in my brain activity, have had no problem becoming a grade 1 computer engineer, earning £65,000 per annum, and have generally been able to enjoy my life.
You pathetic people saying it's a "loser" thing to do, need to grow up, and begin to live :)

Weed is the key to an enjoyable lifestyle.

Weed by c4rlz September 18, 2006

Weed 

Why Drink And Drive When You Can Chong And Fly?

Fo Shizzle My Nizzles (And Wizzles!)

Weed by CalCom July 20, 2003