11 definitions by MaximusIsHereNow

Weed

Girl: Chris is that a weed?
Chris: No it's a-
Girl: I'm calling the police.
*Typing 911 into a microwave*
Chris: No, That wont wor-
Operator: 911 What's your emergency.
*Chris questions life*

Weed. Yeah.

by MaximusIsHereNow May 19, 2021

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1z2x3c4v6b7n8m9,0.

You're really, really, REALLY, REEEAAAAALY bored and you have typed in every qwerty combinations except for for the top button to the bottom to type 1z2x3c4v6b7n8m9,0.

Guy 1: Im soooooo bored

Guy 2: Type 1234567890 into urban dictionary

Guy 1: Done that Guy 2: 1029384756? Guy 1: Done that

Guy 2: 0192837465? Guy 1: Done that

Guy 2: qwertyuiop?

Guy 1: Done that

Guy 2: poiuytrewq?

Guy 1: Done that

Guy 2: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm?

Guy 1: Done that

Guy 2: mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq?

Guy 1: Done that

Guy 2: 1q2w3e4r5t6y7u8i9o0p?

Guy 1: Done that

Guy 2: qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp?

Guy 1: Done that

Guy 2: zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymjukilop?

Guy 1: Done that

Guy 2: 1234567890qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm?

Guy 1: Done that

Guy 2: 0987654321poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz?

Guy 1: Done that

Guy 2: `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./?

Guy 1: Done that

Guy 2: qqwweerrttyyuuiiooppaassddffgghhjjkkllzzxxccvvbbnnmm?

Guy 1: Done that

Guy 2: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?

Guy 1: Done that

Guy 2: Ohhhhhhhhh try 1z2x3c4v6b7n8m9,0.
Guy 1: You're a genius.

by MaximusIsHereNow August 24, 2020

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School

Hell

I'd rather be in hell, than school

by MaximusIsHereNow August 18, 2020

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Shawty's like a melody in my head

that I cant keep out, got me singing like " Na na na na" Everyday

Shawty's like a melody in my head that I cant keep out, got me singing like " Na na na na" Everyday, Its like my ipods stuck on replay "re - ouuu - ou- ou - ou - ou-ou-ou-ou"

by MaximusIsHereNow August 23, 2020

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