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V: When a girl wipes semen off of her face and onto an article of clothing leaving the impression of her face on the article. Friend 1: Hey man whatever happened to your M*A*S*H* Apron?
Friend 2: Oh, i busted a nut on your moms face and then she totally voldemorted it. Naturally, i had it framed for my private collection. |
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Voldemort
verb 1. the sexual act involving the expulsion of ejaculatory in the shape of a lightning bolt onto the forehead of the beneficiary then killing their parents immediately afterward. 2. jizzing a lightning bolt on the forehead of someone, killing her parents then running away. "Yo Ian, I just voldemorted some ho, now I gotta get to mexico", Laughed Ryan. "That's the fourth girl you voldemorted this week, don't expect a second date", retorted Ian.
"Now Voldemort that ho!" Solja Boy Tell 'Em |
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of the tall pale and handsome variety, notorious gang-leader out of lil' hangleton, born "tom riddle." packing a 13 and half incher, yew wood, phoenix core. gang sign the serpent and skull. will not hesitate to bust a cap. is Lord Voldemort gonna have to choke a bitch?
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A horrible wizard who tends to suck Unicorns dry of their blood and eats children (after he does YOU KNOW WHAT with them). Also, he is noseless.
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A.K.A. Tom Marvolo Riddle
Sociopath of the Harry Potter who used to be hot before he went all skeletor. Voldemort is one evil son of bitch
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A.K.A. The Dark Lord, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, You-Know-Who, Tom Marvello Riddle. A kinda evil guy that used to be fit but now is all weird and skeleton-y and has no nose. Wow, I bet Voldemort would have looked great about 50 years ago when he had a nose.
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Villain the the Harry Potter series. He tried to kill Harry at the age of one year, but failed and lost all of his powers and was in hiding for 13 years. According to a prophecy, he will have to kill or be killed by Harry. Voldemort just Avada Kedavra'd that guy into oblivion!
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Another name for a man/woman that is a creeper. Someone who continues to talk to you even though you have made it clear in both a polite and rude way that you are uninterested. That dude is a total Voldemort. You'd think he'd realize that by now.
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