vivaldi 

the baddest mother fucker of the baroque era.

composer of the famous "The Four Seasons" violin concerto.

gloria in d rocks my socks.

vivaldi by pseudonym i think so December 26, 2004

Vivaldi 

Has very good dick for only one person.

Vivaldi has good dick!

Vivaldi by Italian man man November 28, 2020

Vivaldi 

The act of plucking a girl's pubic hair like smooth handcrafted strings of a '700 rare Stradivari violin. Conduct the various movements with your penis (no hands allowed) for best results.

Reginald: "Hey man, where is this beautiful symphonic music coming from?"

Harvey: "Classic. Osvald is giving Ursula a well tempered Vivaldi"

Vivaldi by Wolfgang Amadeus From Hell October 16, 2010

Vivaldi 

A horrible composer during the Baroque period. Followed all the rules of theory and had little to no melodic significance.

Lame musician: Hey, i can play a bunch of 16th note runs, arent i cool now?

Intelligent musician: No, anyone can play scales and arpeggios. Go play something with a melody why don't ya?


Shostakovich's violin concerto is better than Vivaldi's. Why? cuz Shosty's is hard to play and has a melody. Vivaldi just stuck a bunch of notes from a key togeth and called it "Four Seasons."

Vivaldi by Imbetterthanyou December 9, 2008

Vivaldi 

A very charming and charismatic person. He can steal your bitch with one foul swoop. Thy shall never disrespect Vivaldi without consequences. He can be the best friend, boyfriend, fuck buddy, or the worst enemy. Nothing ever goes as planned in this accursed world.

Hey you know Vivaldi’s in town!

Vivaldi by Italian man man November 28, 2020

vivaldi 

An adjective/noun used to describe something sorrowfully agonizing.

TS so Vivaldi... 😭🥀

vivaldi by Cereiul June 25, 2025

Whistling Vivaldi 

An act of playing against assumed stereotype.

The hipster died his beard because he couldn't accept his age, but he was just whistling Vivaldi.

Whistling Vivaldi by AlmightyB99 February 8, 2021