By way or means of the female genitalia; commonly used to refer to acquisition of disease, gratification or otherwise relevant goods and services.
by raphasamaurus November 23, 2009
Da-Via noun/verb \ˈdā-vī-ə\
1. A state of being completely unfit for the task at hand but acting under the impression that one is overly qualified and amply certified to perform the aforementioned task.
2. The act of making up stories and accomplishments in ones life to try to be more interesting than the boring firefighter you are.
3. A self proclaimed PT stud, who reaches muscle failure after performing 5 pushups.
4. A laugh that begins with a long sigh and is followed by an abrupt but hyphenated, single syllable laugh.
5. Dorky, quirky and Steve Urkel like in all ways possible, and being completely socially inept.
1. A state of being completely unfit for the task at hand but acting under the impression that one is overly qualified and amply certified to perform the aforementioned task.
2. The act of making up stories and accomplishments in ones life to try to be more interesting than the boring firefighter you are.
3. A self proclaimed PT stud, who reaches muscle failure after performing 5 pushups.
4. A laugh that begins with a long sigh and is followed by an abrupt but hyphenated, single syllable laugh.
5. Dorky, quirky and Steve Urkel like in all ways possible, and being completely socially inept.
1. Guy 1-Dude, I'm thinking about being special forces. Guy 2-But, you're a librarian. Guy 1-I think can do it. Guy 2-Stop being a Da Via.
2. Guy1-"You so are doing a Da Via with that bullshit ass story."
3. Guy 1- Im going to do BEAST on this PT test. Guy 2-Didn't you Da Via the last test. Guy 1-Nah man I did 6 pushups.
4. (Sigh)------------------------------------------ah
5. Girl 1-Steve is so fuckin weird. Guy 1-How so? Girl 1- He's a Da Via.
2. Guy1-"You so are doing a Da Via with that bullshit ass story."
3. Guy 1- Im going to do BEAST on this PT test. Guy 2-Didn't you Da Via the last test. Guy 1-Nah man I did 6 pushups.
4. (Sigh)------------------------------------------ah
5. Girl 1-Steve is so fuckin weird. Guy 1-How so? Girl 1- He's a Da Via.
by WordGuy April 11, 2013
via prostitute..... "the" true skank hooker stole Betty's man then stole Bonnie's idea. how original.
EXAMPLES
via my visa gold platinum pussay
via your man's cock in my mouth
via screw me fast and hard
via your dirty nasty dream
via skank hooker 'fuck now pay later'
EXAMPLES
via my visa gold platinum pussay
via your man's cock in my mouth
via screw me fast and hard
via your dirty nasty dream
via skank hooker 'fuck now pay later'
by !B*B*B! February 12, 2009
A way to save face when you send a link to other people and don't want them to think you browse a particular website.
<insert miscellaneous incriminating link here> via google
"I added "via google" to the end of my sentence after I wanted to inform my friends about an internet meme, thus denouncing any claims that I browsed Reddit."
"I added "via google" to the end of my sentence after I wanted to inform my friends about an internet meme, thus denouncing any claims that I browsed Reddit."
by Wormy the Magnificent January 2, 2012
When someone waves or reads a book of poetry at a Trump rally as they are being pissed off by his racist, supremacist, or hateful comments about his political foes or towards those with a different skin color as him.
Johanna opened a copy of Claudia Rankine’s “Citizen: An American Lyric” halfway through the political rally she’s attending with her husband—did her action look like a sign protest via poetry?
by Covido July 29, 2023
A term used by news bloggers to indicate that a given statement is completely untrue. Maximizes credibility
while simultaneously cultivating a high level of plausible deniability.
while simultaneously cultivating a high level of plausible deniability.
Samoa: Omigosh. I just read on my favorite news blog that Canada is breeding dragons in a bid for global domination.
Barbados: That's completely untrue.
Samoa: But they said it was confirmed via Twitter!
Barbados: Oh man. Despite the complete lack of evidence, I totally believe it now. Run for the hills!
Barbados: That's completely untrue.
Samoa: But they said it was confirmed via Twitter!
Barbados: Oh man. Despite the complete lack of evidence, I totally believe it now. Run for the hills!
by oryaknownot May 3, 2010
by hyperass October 21, 2021