Top Definition
To have been fisted, in an indeterminate orifice, all the way up to the fister's shoulder, and once his/her hand reaches the kidneys, their phalanges must be spread wide.

The name derives from the fact that only a vest can be worn during the act.
Example 1: Hey you! Ten seconds ago you were vested!
Example 2: I'm gonna vest you, boy!
by The Real Men. February 13, 2011
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