Vested

To have been fisted, in an indeterminate orifice, all the way up to the fister's shoulder, and once his/her hand reaches the kidneys, their phalanges must be spread wide.

The name derives from the fact that only a vest can be worn during the act.

Example 1: Hey you! Ten seconds ago you were vested!
Example 2: I'm gonna vest you, boy!

by The Real Men. March 01, 2011

vest

specifically a Bullet-Proof vest. Most typically a vest of kevlar worn by police officers. More recently made famous by Fifty wearing one all the time.

Playa's got some enemies so he's been sportin a vest.

by Luminox August 26, 2003

vest

1. a bulletproof vest

2. any of the various sleeveless top garnments(a term which varies by country)

Looks like he got arrested for his vest.

by Light Joker May 09, 2007

veSte

Any artist who jumps on a site, pwns all the non-artists, and gets tons of cred in the art world.

I was such a veSte on DeviantArt that all the mods got jealous and kicked me from teh site. LOLZ.

by ChristopherProngs July 05, 2010

vest

slang for condom

Doctor Dre: Grab a vest for your jimmy in the city of sex

by Ryan "Homie G" October 05, 2003

vest

an item that is worn too frequently by people attempting to pass as fashionable; hard to pull off

Today, Tia paired her scarf with her vest, blue dress and gold shoes, adding up to the most horrific outfit known to man.

by whattheheck August 16, 2008

vest

Little tight stretchy strappy top for girls and women. Used to be underwear but now seen worn by girls/women of all ages, classes, fashion sensibilities.

Can be cotton, polyester, nylon and often a combination with Lycra, eg: cotton/lycra mix.

see also camisole

You look so horny in that little vest top

by A. A. Smith July 17, 2005