1) A word to describe a Spaced-out, mong-head who is usally ginger and can run very fast. He is very pastey with quite skinny legs.

2)A Venison is someone who plays football in the fashion of a headless chicken. If he plays for a period of longer than 1 minute he will get very red.
Oi blud, stop acting like a Venison you absolute mong face.

Hey, hes quite good at football.
Nah, he's just a Venison.
by Hammie Guy March 30, 2008
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A certain part of the body that a deer has, that is used for meat.
Karen shot the deer, and later on, cooked and ate the venison that came from it.
by Alexi August 31, 2003
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Petite venison is hamster meat, sometimes also listed on menus as "soylent tan". It is most often prepared as breaded nuggets which are then baked or deep fried.
Fascinated, I watched her consume the whole platter of petite venison carpaccio without the benefit of utensils.
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The most vile and extreme form of diarrhea, typically occurring after high fatty meals and excessive beer consumption.
Dude, that party was so crazy last night that I had venison chili for breakfast this morning.
by PharmRx14 March 7, 2014
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To slap your salami, pull your pickle or tug your turkey.
You'd better but get caught trying to varnish your venison.
by GaryButtGas August 9, 2023
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00 buckshot, as in 'two donuts (o's) of venison (buck)'. Used as a warning to people you don't want around, like exes. If they were expecting a meal and hospitality they'd better expect to be eating two venison donuts instead. Could also be used if someone "ate two venison donuts" to mean they took themselves out, although using it that way is pretty disrespectful.
The only thing a guest can expect to eat if they end up on Harold's property is a meal of two venison donuts.
by L. Lowr August 31, 2021
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All these words have a seperate meaning, but when Venison, Chin and Strap come together they become very powerful and they represent pointless stupidity, entertainment and humor. To be named 'Venison Chin Strap' also suggests great musical talent.
Have you seen the band 'Venison Chinstrap?'
by Tracy Bentley November 13, 2003
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