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100% Portuguese male, specializing in yardwork, specifically constructing stone walls. This species is known to wear Nascar t-shirts and Honda sweatshirts. Mating season occurs during mid June to the end of August. They are known to add copious amounts of Lysol throughout the home.
Dude, by the looks of that stone wall, you were going all out Veloso yesterday.

Oh my god, judging by the landscaping job on that shrubbery, I would suspect you are a Veloso.
Veloso by Yolanda-baranda August 24, 2008
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Francesco Veloso 

an immigrant that doesn't speak english.
You are acting like a Francesco Veloso.

Velosarapture 

A giant creature that lurks in the night to feed on dead souls, specifically; fans of the Twilight series.
The velosarapture took the souls of every Twilight series fan in history while they were sleeping.
Velosarapture by Velosarapture July 21, 2014

velotommy 

An editing account on TikTok. They are very cool and many people’s comfort editor.
Person 1: Have you heard of velotommy on tiktok?

Person 2: Yeah, they’re my mutual!
velotommy by ranboossimscat July 7, 2021

Velomobile 

An ultra cool & modern way to get around.....usually 3 wheels.....always a recumbent for that laud back style and comfort......fast......some drip with carbon fibre, some are home built project but all velomobiles are ultra cool !
Commercially available velomobiles : Mango Sport Red Edition, Quest, Waw, Bluevelo
Velomobile by Fast Rider February 27, 2013
Valso - A Person or Person who has bad Grammar and also Valoso's Prounounce there name as VALLY-SO Never help Valaso's with there Grammar cause they will end up writing it wrong and blame it on you
Man, Isnt Bobert Such a Valoso
Valoso by Random Kiddo ♡ August 7, 2020

Velostremeu

noun. An overwhelming happiness

adjective: velostremeuous

adverb: velostremeuously
On the hot summer day, the sound of the ice cream truck filled the children with velostremeu.
Velostremeu by smores18 June 5, 2017