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a highly mobile, agile and shifty ass fupa with extremely sharp claws.they are most commonly found in areas which contain a large concentration of yuppie middle age women with fupas that happen to work out alot.

beware. these fupa's are crafty.
i was walking home yesterday and I fuckin got chased by a velocofupa....it crept up outta the high grass
by Elwood Lane November 21, 2007
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