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A suave Greek man with a penis the size of a bull Moose. His intelligence is unmatched and his charm can cause even the angriest of Kodiak Bears to submit. His sperm is considered a delicacy in Southeast Asia.
OMFGWTFBBQ I WANT TO HAVE A BABY WITH THAT VELLIOS!
by Captain Hung June 15, 2010
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