The leader of the Poo Empire. He's mostly a robot poo since he was burned to the poo crust on some
weird fucking magma planet. However,
like most hardened poo he has a
soft and warm place inside for his son Poot Skywanker.
That Sharth Vader is one evil mother
fucker. He breathes heavy and his breath smell like shit. Did you see when that giant
wookie Poobacca got stuck to Sharth Vader
like a giant dingleberry?