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Luz Valdenebro 

Luz Valdenebro aka LiliWoo is a Spanish Goddess who works as an actress as a part-time job.

Her name means 'Light' becuz she's bright and shiny af. 'Light' saw the light of the day on March 11th 1975, Cordoba,Andalucia (but,if Doña Dolfina asks, it was in Toledo).

Although she has starred in a number of theater plays,films and tv shows, she drew lesbian fangirls' attention by playing a Cinnamon roll too good too pure for this world - Aurora Alarcon in ''Seis Hermanas''. Since then she's become known as an avid Aurelier and is a licensed Captain of the Aurelia ship together with her fellow co-star Candela Serrat.

Special skills include:

-eye sex with co-stars: you can actually feel being impregnated by her look

-hand porn with female co-stars: ovaries exploded
-hair porn: perfect ,even if she shaves her head and becomes Luz BALDenebro
-eyebrow game: too strong
-smile: cures everything
-sound of her voice: a unicorn jumping over a rainbow shitting glitter while Nutella flows below
-AndaLuz accent: sexy and she knows it
-interaction with fans: too good to be true, yet...it is
-exists: RIP ovaries

Famous quote:''Yo necesito dejar el camerino impoluto y recogido antes de ir.''
Loose translation: Our bae is ocd af.

If you notice that your tetas no son calmas whenever Luz posts something on Instagram
or Twitter, you can definitely consider yourself a proud LuzTrash or ValdenebrHOE (completely unofficial fangirl names I made up,cuz I'm trash).
fam: what's your sexual orientation?
me: Luz Valdenebro . I'm LuzValdenebrosexual.
Luz Valdenebro by LuzTrash January 10, 2017
Related Words

valiendo verga

all hope is lost; not having a good day; things not going well at that moment
-QUE PEDO GUEY?
-no mames guey, ando VALIENDO VERGA.
valiendo verga by Pelon61 October 16, 2008
Valeene is a genuine gem to always hold on to. She is always the person to make you smile when your down and will try to help make things better. Very loving and caring to all they meet and love. They are the type of person to always have your back, make sure your okay when your not, and give her last just to help someone they really care for. If you ever have met a Valeene in your life, keep her close and always have her back because she would do it in a heartbeat.
Valeene is a very attractive person. Beautiful Best Awesome Wonderful Genuine Woman
valeene by .M.13. June 11, 2016
A simple soul (usually a female) who is quiet on the outside. But really, on the inside, she is an adventurous, wild and smart person eager to do anything for anyone close to her heart.
I think that girl is really a valine on the inside.
Valine by 11alin April 17, 2021

Valiendo madres 

1. All hope is lost; not having a good day; things not going well at that moment
2. A state of extreme carelessness or laziness; unwilling to work or use energy
-QUE PEDO GUEY?

-no mames guey, ando VALIENDO MADRES.
Valiendo madres by Diós April 25, 2017

Andas Valiendo verga

A phrase in Mexico used when you are fucked up
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