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Valiene is adorable and funny. Applied to Girls Gone Wild but didn't get accepted. Hides in the closet but comes out once a month but comes out only on Saturday at midnight in Drag. Don't let her cuteness fool you. Valienes maybe found in Transalvania...guys beware! She's a good girl for a guy to have but if you double cross she'll have you on your knees in no time!
"guy" that valiene is really cute.

"other guy" yeah but dude you don't want to mess with her

"guy" Why not man she's hot

"other guy" you can only see her on Saturday's
by roseystone March 10, 2010

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