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absolute sex god. There is no one who can be quite as alluring as this man, however he does have trouble walking with his "third leg" which causes him to walk like a pimp.
John: did u know Sarah is in a wheelchair now?

Bob: yeh, i heard she had a wild night with a Valeshan

John: Gees! I dont know how she survived that!
by janeheatherington February 03, 2010

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