The glorious day out of the year when pot hub premium is free.
Guy #1: so what are you doing this Valentine’s Day ?
Guy#2: pornhub is free today, bruh
by The guy over there February 15, 2018
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A day we’re u remember your single and feel bad and get depressed bc your man left u
Best Fran” it’s Valentine’s Day and yo ass still single shm
Me “ bitch fuck you
Then goes home and cry’s and watches some dumbass movie
by “ this bitch “ February 14, 2019
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The useless holiday trying to promote love and basically saying that you should hate everyone the other 364/365 days of the year.
In some people’s opinion, Valentine’s Day is the best holiday to have come. But in everyone else’s, it just reminds them how useless and lonely they are.
by RedHeadW/Temper February 14, 2019
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The most overrated day of the year. But technically you have a reason to eat chocolate and become obese.
Happy overrated Valentine’s Day.
by Gabadoor the magnificent February 14, 2020
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Another excuse, aside from Halloween, for school-aged children to binge on candy
When I was in elementary school, I binged on candy on Valentine’s Day one year. I paid dearly for it by puking on the white carpet in the middle of the night.
by ResponsibleDrinker31 February 14, 2018
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A day for sex and to show love and affection to there man or woman

no money is needed for this day only a plus this day is to spend time together.
She loved just seeing her boyfriends face on Valentine’s Day.
by Tommy Wilson February 3, 2022
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A day when You literally jack off 47 times non stop and your dick falls down because you are so fucking lonely.
Ugly ass girl: you wanna be my valentine? It’s Valentine’s Day

Me: lmao no go back to sucking donkey dick
by Dat_Boi33 February 14, 2018
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