lmao no

a way to say no but you just wanna be kinda sarcastic lol

person 1: you wanna hang out?

person 2: lmao no why would i hang our friend out?

by hey um March 8, 2021

lmao

stands for 'laugh my ass off', but when you type it out, you're really just staring at your phone/ computer screenn with no emotion.

omg wait- I did NOT mean that!!!

lmao (stares blankly at phone)

by this byotch righ there January 10, 2021

lmao

1. Laughing my ass off
2. Let's make an omlet

Person 1: Did you see that squirrel, lmao!
Person 2: Isn't it a bit late for omlets?
Person 1: Wait what?

by exaeta January 13, 2018

LMAO

L- Laughing
M- My
A- Ass
O- Off

Usually used when someone says something funny online/in a text.

Person 1: LOL, earlier Joey fell off his skateboard in the middle of a kickflip, and yet he claims he would've been able to do it.
Person 2: LMAO, that dumbass can't even ollie.

by wublovah3000 June 27, 2015

Lmao

It usually means Laughing My Ass Off but if your a depressed little child like me then maybe for you it will mean, Laughing My Anxiety Off

Rebecca: Haha, lmao.

Jessica: *confused* so are you laughing, or just depressed?

by I.make.weird.definitions January 23, 2019

lmao

'lmao' is an Internet slang, meaning laughing my ass off. It is not considered an 'official' word, and can be associated with the words 'lol' and 'rofl'. It is generally known as a stronger version of 'laughing out loud'

"lmao bro did you see the latest episode of Spongebob?"

by Helen of Troye September 8, 2016

lmao

Laughing My Ass Off. Used online only.

Matt: Bill fell off the horse and injured his pelvis in 6 different places.

Joe: LMAO!

by lem December 16, 2002