VPI 

Visible penis line.

Those skinny jeans are so tight, you can totally see his VPI!

VPI by ScarletBlinky May 18, 2017

VPILF Loser 

Somebody who posts the acronym VPILF on Urban Dictionary stupidly not realizing that 400 other people have done the same.

Wow...lots of VPILF losers today

VPILF Loser by CurvedMirror December 9, 2008

lord vpiss 

the typical guy who goes "heh" every time you are in misery, the sassy guy but tries NOT to be a pussy in horror games/horror movies (but ends up getting scared) and overall thats it??

lord vpiss : hewo
lz : stop using w u aint cute
kira : 👁️👄👁️
gun : *inserts meme*

lord vpiss by Kingmessiah123 August 29, 2022

VPILF 

"Vice President I'd Like (to) Fuck"

Sarah Louise Heath Palin, born February 11, 1964. The current governor of Alaska, and the Republican vice presidential nominee in the 2008 United States presidential election. John McCain's running mate in 2008.

Sarah Palin is a VPILF. I'd like to be her running mate!

VPILF by OhioPUA October 20, 2008

vpilf 

Somebody that does not exist, because Joe Biden is not someone many people would like to fuck, and Sarah Palin is not a vice president.

Since when did Sarah Palin become a VPILF? Maybe if McCain won, this would be applicable.

vpilf by pacKGreenbay November 10, 2009

VPILF 

First introduced in the 2008 presidential election year, this word refers to a "Vice President I'd Like to Fuck," in reference to Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin, the first fuckable VP candidate. Many argued that the term was first applied when democrat Walter Mondale chose Geraldine Ferraro as his running mate in 1984, but then a picture of Ferraro was shown, and that argument evaporated. Palin shows the key difference between Republicans and Democrats: Republicans understand the importance of looks and fuckability, for there has never been a more fuckable ticket than that of McCain-Palin '08.

*Original credit for VPILF claimed by SNL.

Jonathan: Yo dawg! You see dat VPILF Sarah Palin on FOX last night?
Mochee: Naw man, I got stuck with that cold bitch Clinton on CNN.
Bizo: I fucking love Sarah Palin.

VPILF by Pdouchebag08 October 30, 2008

Vpilf 

n. (vee-pilf) Like a Milf, a Vpilf is a Vice President I'd Like to Fuck.

"What do you think about Sarah Palin?"
"She'd definitely make one of the top Vpilfs of all time."
"What about Joe Biden?"
"hmm, maybe top 15."

Vpilf by ELBetter September 14, 2008