Top Definition
Voluntary penis into pussy.

The measure of a man's willingness to fuck a representative sample of women in the right hole. OBV, VPIP increases with alcohol or certain drugs consumption. A very high VPIP is indicative of low standards.

The VPIP derivates from the online poker statistics VP$IP (voluntary put $ into pot) and pretty much known only by online poker players for this reason.
1. lolwut? you got 60% VPIP?!
2. Do you think Dario Minieri has a VPIP at all??
by Tom Dwan September 29, 2009

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